Guh. In my dreams, anyway.
Jesus, how did I *not* get in that video? I’m a big girl, and damnit, I’m beautiful! The skinniest I ever was, in high school, I was still big, curvy, and had an awesome ass! I always wore heels, and my friends teased me about the way my ass swung and jiggled when I walked, but damn it, the boys were looking, and that’s all that mattered.
Goddamn do I love Mika. Srsly. I never ever crush on musicians and famous people like I’m crushing on Mika.
Well there is Jim of course, but he’s a special case. Jim Morrison is my Primary. The giant spectre of Jim hangs over the men I shag, Literally, I have a 3×3 wall hanging over my bed.
And Peter Steele, but all I want to do is suck his dick. It would be an honour. If I ever met him, I’d be on my knees and unzipping his pants so fast…
“Hello Mr. Steele Sir, nice to finally meet you!” unzips pants, takes his MASSIVE COCK out “You just sit right there, and let me take care of this. Just rest your drink on my head if you like while I’m working!”
Body of Christ indeed. One day I shall suck the dick of Peter Steele. You can bet on it.
But Mika, ah, Mika. He’s just so adorable, and exactly my type. Ridiculously tall, ridiculously skinny, and pretty with nice hair.
I refuse to believe he’s anything other than bisexual, because I love bisexual men! Oooh, and he’s got that British accent…
Call me when you’re in New York again Mika! I’ll show you a good time! I won’t even blog about it, I promise!
14 responses so far ↓
1 Becca // Jul 22, 2007 at 7:26 am
Just know that Jefferson and I have already called dibs on a threesome with Mika (cause, duh, he has to be bi! With dimples like that?!)
2 Joy // Jul 22, 2007 at 9:07 am
Mmmhmm. Jim Morrison is THE primary. I remember once I told my mother that I consider Morrison the epitome (that’s eh-pih-tohm) of male beauty. She looked puzzled and asked me, you mean, epitome (that’s eh-pih-tuh-me)? Funny what happens when you’ve only ever seen a word in print and try to use it…
Anywho. Have been lurking for a while, thought I’d say hi, and that I thoroughly enjoy your blog
3 Jefferson // Jul 22, 2007 at 10:54 am
Sometimes the difference between “inspired” and “genius” can be so slight as the addition of a few dozen pastel umbrellas.
4 Wendy // Jul 22, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Becca - You two can have the threesome - I want to get that boy all to myself at first. Then, threesome. Oooooh, with Jed! Lord, I would die a happy woman. Shit. Now I’m going to have that though stuck in my head.
Joy - Hello!Thanks for the compliment. ^_^
I do the same thing with words. I’m rather notorious for mispronounciations.
You’ll appreciate this, since you heart Jim too - The wall hanging I have used to belong to my uncle. It looks like he’s about to dive out of it, and underneath, it just says ‘Morrison’.
When I was two years old, I walked up to it in my uncle’s bedroom and pointed, and said ‘Jim! Thats Jim!’
My uncle always said that was the moment he knew I was his goddaughter.
5 Joy // Jul 22, 2007 at 6:28 pm
See, I can’t conscientiously call/think of him as “Jim” - otherwise I get an image of Spock in my head gravely saying, “Jim. Your name is Jim,” to a grey haired William Shatner - and that just doesn’t need to get associated with James Douglas Morrison. He’s gotta be Morrison or The Lizard King or Mr. Mojo Risin’….or in my own private thoughts, Dionysus If He Were A Rock Star.
6 Wendy // Jul 22, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Ah, see, he was the first and only Jim I knew. I don’t even know guys named Jim now. So I’ve always thought of him as Jim.
And he so totally is Dionysus if he were a rockstar. Hehe.
7 Cody // Jul 24, 2007 at 12:47 am
I honestly fail to comprehend everyone’s Mika obsession. Musically, I’m not into him at all. I’ll give him cute, but that’s about it.
8 Wendy // Jul 24, 2007 at 1:05 am
Oooh, for me, he’s beyond cute - he’s damn close to my male ideal. Shit, all he has to do to *Be* the ideal is show up and bring me iceream in bed. Naked.
But everyone has different tastes.
As for the music…its *fun* I never listened to much music thats truly fun. Its nice to have something thats fun and poppy and sweet - the fact that my ideal man sings it makes it that much better.
But again, different tastes.
9 Becca // Jul 26, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I’m totally watching Mika on “So You Think You Can Dance”- awesome!!
I say you, me, Jefferson, and whomever else wants we totally go see Mika whenever he’s in the states next!
10 Becca // Jul 26, 2007 at 6:15 pm
A threesome with Mika and Jed- it’d be like doing twins!! Lol.
11 Wendy // Jul 26, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Mika was playing in nyc, and I tried to get tickets for Jefferson, my sister, and I, but they were sold out before I could even get there. The cheapest they were on stub hub was 169$. Jefferson said that for 169$ Mika should blow him. I would easily pay 169$ to watch Mika blow Jefferson.
(The only downside trying to see Mika is that my mother loves him too, and wants to go. I don’t want my mom to meet Jefferson. She would shit a brick when she eventually realized I was shagging a man her brother’s age, and he would probably try to sleep with my mom, coz she’s kind of hot. So’s my sister, actually. We’re a pretty hot family, come to think of it. Esp. the sister. I got the ass, Josie got the tits, and Christie…she got the…uh. tan.)
You know, between my ass, you, Jefferson, my sister’s tits and our combined oral skills, I bet we could totally get backstage. And we’d have a little bit of everything, to see what he likes.
I know it would be like doing twins! Thats half of why I want it! I mean, guh, just imagine the two of them playing with each other? Nnnggg. Now I will ponder that. God help me, and stay my hand from writing Mika/Jed RPS, because RPS is a fandom to which I have never yet decended to (writing) yet…
(I’ve been up for over 30 hours straight right now, I’m a little slap happy.
12 Cody // Jul 28, 2007 at 12:56 am
I still don’t get it.
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