Oooh, this month has been busy! I’ve been settling into my new place, I just started school, I met an awesome new boy who I need to write about, I recently found out I really really like hitting people with things, and, its February.

February contains the most important holiday ever.

My birthday. Yup. Wendy’s turning 24 this month. Quite soon, actually. My birthday is the 15th, day after v-day. Though, I’m terribly egotistical and think that at least two weeks should be given up for my birthday, and I’ll use it as an excuse forever.

I have few plans thus far. On my actual birthday, Miss Lolita, Sir is teaching a wax play class that I’m planning to go to. I think that’s an awesome way to spend my evening. There is also a Perverts Tea that weekend, which will also rock. I’m going to make cake.

But I want this birthday to be awesome. Last year, it kind of crapped out on me.

Now, I’m not saying this out of anger towards Franklin. Those of you who know us know we are great friends now, which I’m very happy about. But see, our relationship ended on February 12th. We had been making plans for Valentines and my birthday, and then bam! I went out to Long Island to lick my wounds, and spent V-day at work, all upset and stuff, and my birthday wasn’t much better.

So I’d like to have a bitchin V-day/birthday celebration this year. Between the tea party, and Lolita’s class, the weekend of my birthday looks pretty bitchin. If I can some how arrange a nice sexy weekend date as well, involving my long held, dearly beloved double penetration fantasy, so much the better. I’m going to see if I can organize that myself.

Yeah. I want a birthday threesome. No..wait…a foursome! Hrm. I think I need to start making calls and sending emails.

But I want to do something fun for Valentines day too. I’d like to have a proper Valentine. I don’t want to sit home and watch a movie and wish Elijah Wood were my boyfriend.

I want someone to set up something special for me.

And damnit, I have no problem asking for it.

Perhaps one of you lovely friends of mine are thinking along the same way. Maybe there’s someone who reads me who’s into it. What the hell. Tell me your idea, and lets see what happens. I’m not necessarily talking about romance or sex, either.

Don’t assume coz its v-day and you buy me the box of Snoopy gamble chocolate and some wine, that I’ll be having sex with you.

Nor am I just asking the men. This is a V-day free for all.

Just throwing it out there. If someone wants to have a cool Valentines with me, I’m game.

Those of you that don’t already know, you can get me at Wendy dot Blackheart at gmail dot com