Here’s a badly kept secret – I’m rather fond of pro-wrestling. Have been for years. Want to impress me? Invite me over for this years Wrestlemania, on a big screen TV, and you provide the beers.
I have fancied quite a number of wrestlers in my day. Gangrel, of course, bless my gothic heart, and Raven, of course. The Undertaker is an *obvious* favourite.
I know what ya’ll are saying. “But Wendy, these guys are NOT pale, skinny, white boys, of the sort you usually like! What gives?”
Dude. Pale, skinny white boys are my general ‘type’ but man, I’m only human. Some of these guys are fucking HOT.
Right now, my attention is particularly taken by Randy Orton. Those thighs, that ink, that chiseled face! The banana hammock, the hairless body!
I bet he would totally let me fuck his ass.
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1 mnwhr // Feb 21, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Wow. I’d love to see your letter to the Randy Orton fanclub asking if he’d let you have his ass.
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2 Wendy // Feb 21, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Huh. I wonder…either he gets TON of letters like that, or he never gets any. I wonder what would happen if I sugested it?
Though, the idea of being with a man who could crush my head like a walnut between his thighs is rather daunting.
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