Oh. My. God.

Remember my new boyfriend, Bradley? Well, he’s back on Blake Mason, and this time he’s not alone!

I swear. I think they really are trying to kill me with hotness. Well Blake, its working you bastard. I love you. Please send me Bradley and Damien in a big box. That will totally kill me. Srsly. But at least I’ll die a happy girl.

Ooooooooh! Just look at those underroos!

So jealous.

I think the next logical step here would be for them to sword fight with their penises.