Oh. Em. Gee. I love this man. I would have his little straight edge babies - and I’m *so* not straight edge.

Look at that smirk. Goddamn do I want to bite that man’s ass.

Now, I’m not sure what exactly is going on in the next photo, but I think I like it. There is a chain and collar involved.

This last one is just full of cute.

Thank you CM Punk, for helping bring the sexy back into pro wrestling, for having an enticingly biteable ass, and for awesome tattoos. CM Punk, you are now one of my boyfriends. Report for duty in half an hour when I go to bed. Yum!

What? I like wrestling. Pro-wrestling is the only sport I’ve ever gotten into watching. I can’t shell out the cash for PPV’s (This is the first Wrestlemania I’ve missed since high school!) or shows (I used to go see them at the Nassau Colosseum every time they were in town - and I’d get to the box office early, and get ring or ramp side seats) but I do watch it when I catch it on. I really should start TiVoing it.

I miss getting drunk and watching this with my college friends, during barbecues and such. It was good times.

My guilty pleasure, at my old apartment was to sleep in late on Saturday, and then lounge on the couch watching the Luche Libre wrestlers on the Spanish channel.