Yeah yeah yeah, I know I usually do this shit on Friday, but I missed a day. I was busy job interviewing. That is a valid excuse. So, here it is.

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HIV man wanted Viagra for safe sex – The Age

“…Neal admitted in 2001 that he sometimes had unsafe sex and that in 2003 he asked the department to pay for his Viagra. “(Neal) stated that he was having trouble maintaining erections with condoms and if we wanted him to continue having safe sex then the department should pay for Viagra.”"

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Spike in School’s Pregnancies Leads to Report That Some Resulted From Girls’ Pact – NYTimes.com

“At least 17 girls at the public high school in the seaside town of Gloucester, Mass., are expecting babies, and a Time magazine report says nearly half became pregnant after making a pact to do so and raise the children together.”

Shit, my friends and I couldn’t even agree on the best way to raise a Tamagotchi, let alone a child!

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Mini-me Sex Tape

What? Little people fuck too. But seriously, famous people? Unless you are Johnny Depp, stop filming this shit. Most of you are not hot enough to make a sex tape worth my while. Johnny Depp is. He can film a sex tape.

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Gaywashed! – Via Boinkology

An article produced by Reuters on California same-sex couples about to marry for the third time, profiled bisexual same-sex couple Lindasusan Ulrich and Emily Drennen who were openly bi in their interview. But the word bisexual was omitted from the article and the title published was “Three’s a charm? Gay California couples wed again” and begins “For many California gays and lesbians, getting married is nothing new. They’ve done it more than once — to the same person.”

Yeah, see, some of us say bisexual because, you know, WE MEAN IT! My best friend Elizabeth is marrying a woman, Cookie. Cookie is a lesbian. She doesn’t like men, only women. Elizabeth is bisexual. She likes men AND women. See how that works there?

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The Toy Society

The Toy Society is a small project spreading the love throughout the streets. Nothing to it really just a bunch of handmade toys made by The Toy Society looking for a nice home.

Should you come across a member of The Toy Society on your travels collect them up and take them home with you! But don’t forget to let us know about it here.

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Man Pleads Guilty to Theft of Sex Toys

A Springfield man accused of breaking into three novelty stores to steal sex toys has entered a surprise guilty plea.

This reminds me of a theft out in a mall on Long Island when I was working there – a man broke into Cookie Wookie and stole $300 worth of cookies.

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The Way To A Man’s Heart: A Play in One Act – Baser Instincts

ME: Cupcakes or cookies? You’ll have to pick one.

HIM: Well then, I guess you’ll only get one orgasm.

(Yeah, he was a cocky son of a bitch. And rightfully so, as I’d find out later.)

ME: Wait the original deal was cupcakes for a rubdown. We’re just substituting cookies for cupcakes. Terms for sex haven’t been named yet.

HIM: We’re not negotiating sex, we’re negotiating multiple orgasms.

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Fun With Light Sabers – Cinephilia

Video fun with light sabers!