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When Sex Is Not As Private As You Expect - ABC

“Finally, some states have laws that creep right into the bedroom. In Alabama, state legislators have banned the sale of sex toys. That upset Sherri Williams, who has owned Pleasures, the “One-Stop Romance Shop,” for 14 years.

Williams says her customers certainly seem happy that her store is here. “There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t get a thank you, or, ‘Oh, gosh, I so much appreciate you telling me about that,’” she said.

But then came the ban on adult sex toys.

Sherri Williams’ husband, Dave Smith, said there’s something odd about the law.

“You know in the state of Alabama I can buy a gun,” he said. “I can carry it in my pocket.”

But if he buys a vibrator, someone could get arrested and fined up to $10,000 — almost five times the limit for drunken driving.”

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Mosley’s Win: No ‘Nazi’s’ At Orgy

A London High Court judge has ordered British tabloid News of the World to pay $120,000 in damages to motor-racing chief Max Mosley following a week long court hearing involving frank discussions of prostitution, sadomasochism and “Nazi”-fueled sex.

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Animals Get Freaky at the Museum of Sex - Wired

“The exhibit contains everything you ever wanted to know about animal sex but were afraid to ask. Heck, it’s probably more than you ever wanted to know, much less thought of asking.”

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Confession of  Literary Streetwalker - Ten Commandments of Smut

“An exaggeration, of course (to get that vicious Roget off my case). The need to change a descriptive word after every sentence or paragraph is the clear sign of an amateur. Example: ‘cock’ in the first paragraph of the sex scene, becomes ‘rod’ in the second, ‘staff’ in the third, ‘pole’ in the forth … and you get my gist.”

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Prostate Massage Terminology 101 - Sexual Eccentricity

Because I think more men need to know about their prostates…with my hand in their asses.

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Porn Star offers sex tips to Catholic priests

Oh Belladonna! She’s a smart cookie, that one.

“The Pope has indicated he might apologise to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do,” News.com.au quoted her, as saying. “But unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue.”

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Surprise! Kids Chat Online About Sex - PC World

“Worryingly, the research also said 87 percent of parents believed they were fully aware of the content their children accessed on the Internet, while 86 percent were confident their children would not do anything they disapproved of. Sixty-two percent believe security controls to restrict children’s online usage are not necessary.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You parents are cute. Really cute. I won’t tell you what I was doing online when I was a kid, but my parents had no idea, and certainly would not have approved!