High School – “Hey…do you want to come over and watch (insert cool, impressive movie here)?”
College – “Hey, why don’t we go to (insert local awesome coffee shop here) and then drive around?”
Post College – “Hey, why don’t we go back to my place and have a glass of wine?”
Now – “Do you want to come back to my place and fuck? I’ve got condoms and lube.”
6 responses so far ↓
1 Ellie // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Ha! Lately people have been thinking that I’m dense or coy because I miss their double entendres. The reality is that I miss them because I can’t even fathom speaking in them anymore.
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2 D // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:29 pm
baby, you had me at lube.
Ds last blog post..Who loves Lochai? We do! We do!
3 AoH // Jul 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
This list falls a little short…..
Where’s the mention of ANAL?
4 Essin' Em // Jul 31, 2008 at 2:35 am
This is totally me too. And possibly the reason I’m having trouble dating…cause I’m like “hey, I like you. Fuck?” And they’re like “hey, I like you, another date?” Le sigh.
Mine is more:
HS: Hey, want to come watch a movie in my basement?
College: Hey, want to go to a coffee shop, and wander around the local awesome sex toy shop?
Grad school: Want to come over and see my awesome collection of sex toys and porn?
Current: So, um, what initial would you like to be on my sex blog?
5 Eric // Aug 5, 2008 at 9:55 am
Highly amusing.
Here’s mine -
H.S.: “Hey, mind if I come over for a bit Friday? I dont want to spend it in my house.”
College: “Hey, I live in Staten Island – where are you from? We should get together in the city sometime.
Current: “Hey, my name is Eric. I’m a tall skinny geek with copious and unnecessary stores of knowledge about ridiculous science, history, and etymological trivia. Fancy me?”
When it comes to actually having sex in the end (I seem to be in the minority here in that it comes in time not the beginning) there’s no pussyfooting around.
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