Alas, this is the first product I’ve reviewed that I can’t give an overwhelmingly glowing review!

While the Scoop Lover is pleasing to the eyes, quiet, and waterproof (all things I look for in a vibe) it was a rather underwhelming experience for me. The vibrations were simply to low to do much for me, despite the lovely scoop shaped head which can cover your clit.

I tried it internally as well, but it was rather slim, and the scoop didn’t do much for my g-spot.

However, we all know I’m an utter whore for heavy vibrations, so I decided to give the Scoop Lover a chance to redeem itself.

I gave it to one of my sisters. (See, this is why I try new toys with condoms first. I can’t return them, but I can give them to someone else!) Christine is 21, and while not nearly as promiscuous and trampy as I am, she knows how to have fun. And I know she likes toys with a lower vibration level than I do.

However, her first impression when I called her for the review was a meh “Its…nice.” She said the speed kept changing on her, I think because she kept touching the twisty part that controls the speed. However the vibrations themselves her fine for her. She said she’s hanging on to it, but I have a feeling it isn’t going to replace any of her current toys as a favourite anytime soon.

However, I wouldn’t say this toy is an utter wash. Reviews, especially sex toy reviews, are a very subjective thing. Not everyone wants a vibrator that starts up like a lawn mower the way I do. Fans of a more gentle stimulation will probably enjoy the Scoop Lover, and hey…you can take it in the tub. What beats orgasms in water?