I have to admit - the main reason I wanted the ‘I Rub My Duckie‘ vibe from Babeland was the camp value - who *wouldn’t* want a waterproof vibrator shaped like Ernie’s rubber duckie? Who makes bath time so much fun…

Well, I was pleasantly surprised. Duckie packed quite a bit more punch than I expected! While personally not enough to get me off, I’ve been having quite a bit of naughty fun with my Duckie.

I mean, how could you resist this face?

See, it’s well known I prefer what could affectionately be called ‘lawnmower like vibes’. I like power. But Duckie has reminded me what gentle stimulation can do - namely, get the juices flowing. Duckie is an appetizer toy, not the main course.

When I first got him, I shucked my clothing and ran right for the shower to try him out, but I couldn’t quite get him situated right - probably because I wasn’t willing to lean against my shower walls at the time. So I went back to my bed room after a nice leisurely shower and played with Duckie a bit more.  I found that putting his cute little open beak against my clit felt very yummy, and very naughty. His tail is nice for that too.

But my favourite thing to do with Duckie is tuck him up against my whole vulva, with the tail towards the bottom, and his head sticking out of my thighs up against my clit. I like to leave him tucked away like that while I shower. It makes washing my hair and shaving my arm pits sooo much more fun! I even leave him there while I shave my legs, for as long as I can until I have to move him.

Duckie is fantastic for getting my motor running, and getting my juices flowing in a fun and silly way. I like sex to be a little silly sometimes. Lots of times, actually. So Duckie gets an A+ in that area!

Duckie is also very discreet - I’ve had him sitting on my desk and night table, and my housemates haven’t given him a second look. It’s also not easy to accidentally ‘turn on’ Duckie just by picking him up, though, I wouldn’t want to let any of the kids pick him up. Kids have a knack for creating embarrassing moments, don’t they?

In terms of vibration, he’s very quiet - hard to hear over the noises of a shower, hell, hard to hear from between my thighs! (Where, by the way, he’s safely turned on and tucked away right now).

The best part? He came with his own batteries to start me off! I LOVE a sex toy that comes prepared!

I can’t believe I didn’t remember to take Duckie to sex camp - I bet he would have been a hit in the pool…ah well, next year!