Well fuck me in the ass.
No really. That’s what I did as soon as I got this toy out of the package! I am always in search of new, fun toys for my butt, and the Ophoria Pleasure #6…this one is PERFECT. Really. Its firm yet flexible, and silicone, my favourite thing ever!
Now, we all [...]

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Oh. Migod.
I have found a toy that I think is even BETTER than the Hitachi Magic Wand. And everyone who knows me knows I love my magic wand more than anything else on the planet, except for…ah, who are we kidding. Nothing. The Hitachi was the best, until I got the Wahl.
I’ve actually wanted a [...]

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First of all, I must apologize to Babeland for taking so long to write up this review. Alas, life and pre-surgical testing have been kicking my ass, and making writing about sex a second in my life. I hate when that happens. You’d think testing sex toys would make for a good distraction from [...]

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Hello my lovely, pervy readers! I have a little favour to as you all.
You guys buy sex toys, right? Right? And I bet lots of you buy them online too.
Well, since you’re buying them already, why not buy them through the links on my site? See, I get a little commission from those links. Since [...]

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I have to admit - the main reason I wanted the ‘I Rub My Duckie‘ vibe from Babeland was the camp value - who *wouldn’t* want a waterproof vibrator shaped like Ernie’s rubber duckie? Who makes bath time so much fun…
Well, I was pleasantly surprised. Duckie packed quite a bit more punch than I expected! [...]

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