So, now that gay weddings are legal in California, my best friend Elizabeth and her fiancee Cookie can get married legally! I’m so excited for them. They’re disgustingly cute. They’ve been planning their wedding since December, and its wonderful that this happened right now, so they can make it ‘official’
Here’s the tale of how they [...]

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Elizabeth and Cookie did the coolest. thing. ever.
Do you know what they did? They had sex in public.
But not just in public.
In Disneyland!
On “The Haunted Castle” ride!
Sadly, the ride was too short for them to reach climax.
Here’s to you, you glorious bitches!
Did you know that there’s an unofficial Gay Day at Disneyland? According to Elizabeth, [...]

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Ah Annabel, another Monday. Why do I always think of you on Monday? Be it days or weeks or moments from our last meeting, you always appear so clearly, yet unbidden, to my mind.There has long been a curse on my best friend and I. Neither Elizabeth or I have ever been in a [...]

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