Ah, home from TESFest. Had quite a good time. I got to meet all sorts of wonderful people. Here are some things I learned:
1) I learned why they have the ‘no sex in the pool or hot tub’ rule. Someone fucking killed it for the rest of us. Bastards.
2) Fisting, particularly anal fisting, *particularly* anal [...]

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Don’t give awkward blow jobs on your birthday. They are awkward, and throw things off.
That’s advice you can take to the bank.
Winter Fire weekend was super exciting for me – it was my first hotel event AND it was my birthday weekend. But my birthday day was kind of awkward.
First, I had an issue with [...]

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This is probably about the fifth time I’ve tried to write about the energy pulls I took part in at Sex Camp, both in 2008 and 2007. I don’t know why I keep finding it so hard to write about them, but its probably connected to how hard I find it to verbalize how amazingly [...]

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Ok, I don’t actually hate all threesomes. I adore having two pretty bisexual boys in my bed. Who wouldn’t? I could sit back and watch them play for hours…mmm…
Its the MFF threesomes I hate.
I still remember the first threesome I had…
I didn’t actually want to have it. I had a bunch of friends over [...]

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The second, and final entry in my Blogiversary Contest is from Sakura Sarashi (who kicks ass at rope!)
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Beneath His Hand – Sakura Sarashi
I awoke with a feeling similar to that I had as a child on my birthday. Anticipation of what is to come and fright that I may not like it. How would I [...]

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