This is part of a conversation I had with a girl at school:
Me: I’m bad at sharing. I don’t like it. I didn’t pass kindegarten!
J: But…you’re boyfriend has another girlfriend. If you don’t like to share, doesn’t that bother you?
Me: Yeah, well, its not like cake or something. Love is an infinite resource, it doesn’t [...]

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1) Scavenger Hunts are awesome
2) I think I’m slightly more psychic than I thought I was.
3) I really need to better listen to those little bursts of psychicness. (ie, next time I go ‘I should shave and wear nicer underwear…nah, I’m just going on a scavenger hunt, not getting naked’ I should shave and wear [...]

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Oh. Mygod. Tristan Taormino is a freaking anal genius.Everything about this toy is AWESOME.
I’m particularly in love with the shape and the design. Its different from a standard plug, the upside down ice cream cone variety, narrow at the tip, wide at the base,  which then gets a super thin indent to stay in (which, [...]

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I love that phrase. I’d only heard about it recently, when a gay friend of mine was telling a story, wherein someone had said to her and her gf – “Oh its ok, I’m a friend of Dorothy too!”
Its a nice subtle way of saying “Are you gay?” or “Hey, I’m gay!” when you don’t [...]

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It all started, even though I didn’t know it, with this ad.
See, a friend of mine, Hypnogirl, saw this ad for ice cream. Then she went and added “being fed cake while on your knees, blindfolded” on her fetish list on Fetlife.com.
After I saw that, I went “OMFG, that is the GREATEST FETISH EVER! I [...]

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