Cross posted from A Little Bit Less, my blog chronicling my journy through LAP Band weight loss surgery.
So, I had my consult with the surgeon. Everyone is right - he’s brilliant, but he’s got a shitty bedside manor.
Now, in the interest of being honest with my doctors, I tend to reveal all information that may [...]

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A guy I worked with once spent a lovely evening telling me variations of the ‘Man from Nantucket’ limerick. It was quite fun. Funeral directors are some of the filthiest mother fuckers you’ll ever meet.
But yes, dirty limericks have a charm of their own. I do love them. Hate writing ‘em at times, but I [...]

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Huh, I’ve been very very remiss in posting some of the great content from Kink.com! Especially since they’ve opened Bound Gods - I’ve been busy and lazy and haven’t gone through the content, but I wanted to share some of these yummy photos!

Now THIS is porn! I’ve got to get me one of those cages [...]

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My next post on camp was going to be about the pretty boy with pretty legs and glowing boobies, but the Kitty from Kittie in the Citi just wrote about his experience in the petting zoo, and I just could not wait to write about it myself!
My first year of camp, the one event I [...]

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A few months ago, I wrote up 100 things about me, the non-sexual list, for my Tumblr. So, I figured it was time to do a list that included sex things.
1) I was a virgin until the month before my 20th birthday.
2) However, it wasn’t for lack of trying.
3) I gave my first blow job [...]

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