A guy I worked with once spent a lovely evening telling me variations of the ‘Man from Nantucket’ limerick. It was quite fun. Funeral directors are some of the filthiest mother fuckers you’ll ever meet.
But yes, dirty limericks have a charm of their own. I do love them. Hate writing ‘em at times, but I [...]

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I have a gentleman friend who I have sex when we’re both available for it. We’ve spoken about my pegging him a few times, as it is totally something we’re both into, but it has yet to happen for a variety of reasons. But it will. Oh yes, it will. And it will be good, [...]

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Yeah yeah yeah, I know I usually do this shit on Friday, but I missed a day. I was busy job interviewing. That is a valid excuse. So, here it is.

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HIV man wanted Viagra for safe sex - The Age
“…Neal admitted in 2001 that he sometimes had unsafe sex and that in 2003 he [...]

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Considering how much I talk about my cock(s), and how I’m pretty much a dude with set of tits and a vagina (Franklin always calls me his best guy friend), it was only a matter of time before I jumped on Marcello and Mark’s cocks bandwagon. Yeah. Bandwagon.

And now, the links
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Alligator Attack - found via [...]

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I feel the need to share photos of my toys, of both the sex, and kink variety. I’ll put things under a cut. :)

This is my bedside toy cabinet. All the sex toys I use most are in there. There are a few that live in the lower drawer, because they’re broken and I [...]

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