Bah! I almost never do memes, but how can I refuse The Snarling Misanthrope? He thinks I’m cool coz I like Danzig. I mean, I am cool, and that is one of the reasons why.
So, here are seven random facts about me.
Fact #1 - I was a Girl Scout. It was horrible. I hated it. [...]

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Hello my lovely, pervy readers! I have a little favour to as you all.
You guys buy sex toys, right? Right? And I bet lots of you buy them online too.
Well, since you’re buying them already, why not buy them through the links on my site? See, I get a little commission from those links. Since [...]

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Cross posted from A Little Bit Less, my blog chronicling my journy through LAP Band weight loss surgery.
So, I had my consult with the surgeon. Everyone is right - he’s brilliant, but he’s got a shitty bedside manor.
Now, in the interest of being honest with my doctors, I tend to reveal all information that may [...]

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A few months ago, I wrote up 100 things about me, the non-sexual list, for my Tumblr. So, I figured it was time to do a list that included sex things.
1) I was a virgin until the month before my 20th birthday.
2) However, it wasn’t for lack of trying.
3) I gave my first blow job [...]

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I’ll be the first person to admit that I’m slutty. However, my sluthood today is very different than what it was in my earlier years. I’ve been thinking about this quite a bit lately, because my youngest sister has a slutty friend who I need to talk to. I’ve only met her a few times, [...]

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