I was trying to get my keys out and in the door, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw Anon bend over and pick up some mangy looking piece of cloth up off the stoop. It was soggy, and there were leaves on it.

“Ew! Put that down! What is that?”

“Uh, its underwear.”

“Put that back down, is that yours?”

“Yah”

“Ew ew ew, no its not! Put it down! If that’s yours, how did it get out here?”

“It is too mine!”

“Then how did it get there?”

“Well…remember before, when I took all that time in the bathroom at Lowe’s?”

“Yeah…oh! Holy shit.”

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Earlier that day

Anon had picked me up from the bus station, and started to head over to the Lowe’s hardware store. It was the weekend before Thanksgiving, and I had plans to chain him to the radiator for a few days, as you do.

While we were driving, we got to talking about underwear. I don’t remember how it came up or why, but I said to Anon, “You know, I bet I know you so well I can tell you what you’re wearing – either girls panties, or nothing.”

“Yup, you got it. You’re right!”

“Well, which is it?

He just smiled and said “You’ll see later”

I liked the sound of that, so I let it drop.

When we got to Lowe’s, we both stopped to go to the bathroom. I pee like a man; I’m in and out and ready to go in about five minutes.  Anon, however, has the bladder and bathroom habits of a pregnant woman. He’s always got to pee, and he always takes forever.

I was grumbling to myself standing out side the men’s room, drinking my milkshake and waiting for him. I debated grabbing the next man heading into the bathroom and telling him to get my boy, but once I started looking for one, Anon finally came out. I grumbled about his womanish bladder, and we went off in search of chain.

We found it, had it cut, and poked around a bit more to see if I could find any other things I could do things to him sexually with, but the store was closing and we didn’t have much time. We went home, dropped the chain off, and went back out.

Now, at some point, Anon had taken his coat off, since it was warm. I carried it in, since he was getting all my luggage and the chain. (I don’t travel light.) We got inside, rested, cuddled, and then went out to visit friends.

Earlier in the day, I had been suffering from terrible vertigo. There must have been some residual ickyness left over, because on the way out, I didn’t notice anything but the start of rain.

Hours later, and slighty fuzzy brained from some herbal delight, and we’ve looped around to the start of this post.

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I was trying to get my keys out and in the door, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw Anon bend over and pick up some mangy looking piece of cloth up off the stoop. It was soggy, and there were leaves on it.

“Ew! Put that down! What is that?”

“Uh, its underwear.”

“That’s gross! Is that yours?”

“Yah”

“Ew ew ew, no its not! Put it down! If that’s yours, how did it get out here?”

“Well…remember before, when I took all that time in the bathroom at Lowes?”

“…oh! You took it off in the bathroom? That’s why you took so long?”

“Yeah. Remember when you said you figured I was either wearing girls panties, or nothing? Well, I wanted you to be right, so I went and took them off, and stuffed them in the sleeve of my coat.”

“Ahhh, they must have fallen out when I was carrying your coat in before. But ew, they have been sitting there all day in the rain.”

“….I’ll wash them.”

I must admit – vibrating cock rings have never impressed me. I’ve tried a few in the past, but they were pretty cheap vibrator knock offs (like that horrible Trojan vibrating cockring – boy did that thing suck balls!), but the Wave Rider looked appealing to me when I saw it was up for review, and I do love vibrators during sex, so I figured I’d give it a go around.

The cock ring is made of a stretchy rubber material, which stretches far enough to fit around even the most massive cock and balls. In front of the loop that the vibrator goes through is a little fin that is molded to kind of look like a sea shell; this is the side that faces the woman and is supposed to transmit vibrations to the clitoris.

The vibrator itself is your basic slimline bullet, and runs on three watch batteries (which came with it, which is a HUGE plus, IMO). It packed more punch than I thought it would! However, I found it hard to get that vibrating power going during sex. Unlike an actual bullet vibrator, this is attached to a cock ring, which I can’t really adjust during penetration.

First, Anon and I tried the Wave Rider with me on top. I could sort of feel the vibrations, but I there wasn’t a position I found where I could sustain them in any way that worked for me.

When we tried it with Anon on top fucking me, things worked out much better. We were lined up in a way that allowed for more direct contact with the vibrating portion of the ring.

Over all, it was a fun little toy. Not my favourite thing ever, but not bad either. It was fun and arousing, but it was more of a tease than something that would get me off.  But I do think I’ll be using it again! :)

Ah, the Bootie! Another wonderful product by the lovely people over at Fun Factory! I don’t think I’ve ever disliked one of their toys.

As usual, their packaging was lovely and fun to open – I always feel like a kid on Christmas opening one of their toys!

The toy itself was top quality silicone, and a very wonderful shape, curved just so, and is perfect for g-spot/p-spot stimulation. The external base is long and curved, and fits against the body perfectly, and tucks between the cheeks, rather than pushing them apart the way a round base would do.

My only quibble with the Bootie is that I was hoping it would be bigger. In my butt explorations, I’ve found I like things rather bigger than the Bootie in my ass. I would love love love it if fun factory came out with a Bootie that had more girth!

However, since it is the approximate width of a finger, give or take, that makes the Bootie a perfect toy for someone trying out butt sex and butt plugs for the first time; and as the toy is silicone, its easy to clean. The price is also a good factor in choosing a first time butt toy – its not going to break your bank, but you also get a really good quality, fun to play with toy for your buck.

We have a new tradition in the Blackheart household – ball decorating!! Well, boy decorating. He’s so cute!

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We were in a little outdoor nook near the pool when one of the most amazing things I’ve seen at camp happened. Anon had a towel tossed around his neck, and while we were talking, a butterfly landed on it, right on his shoulder.

I was actually struck stupid for a few second, because I’d never seen a butterfly land on a person before.

“Oh my god, look! A butterfly!” I was quiet, not wanted to scare it away. I pointed towards it, close by. As we both stared at it, he butterfly walked off the towel and on to my finger.

It was pretty, yellow and black, and rather small. I stared at the butterfly standing on my finger in wonderment, turning my hand around to see it better. It stayed for a few more moments, and then flew away and disappeared. I never saw which way it flew off, and I didn’t see a single other butterfly that weekend.

The whole experience couldn’t have lasted two minutes, if it lasted that long, but I’ll remember it for years.